Villagers reduced to tears after travellers leave cricket representation knee high in tellurian FILTH


The travellers, who also used a club’s H2O siphon during their bootleg stay, finally went after being strike with a 48-hour coercion notice to pierce on.

“The initial few came on Thursday and pitched adult during a aged orchard,” pronounced Cllr Greenwold.

“Then a subsequent lot came and went onto Seven Star Green only by a church.” An intimidating procession of 35 vans afterwards changed onto The Heath, nearby a cricket club.

Cllr Greenwold pronounced an unusual assembly of a council, that had to compensate a four-figure sum to bailiffs to exude a group, will now be held.